Yesterday I found this on Anton’s desk:

He has crossed out a DVD.

He didn’t write something on it first and then cross that out: he actually crossed out the thing. There’s a line right through it and a wavy scribble all the way around it. He’s crossed out both the thing and the shape.

When I found it on his desk I told him you can’t cross out actual things, only words.

Anyway since then I’ve been crossing out some other things. I’ve crossed out the hairdryer:

I’ve crossed out most of our basil plant unfortunately:

I’ve crossed out this morning’s breakfast:

I was going to cross out more things but crossing out the milk has made the pen stop working.